Teenage Sex Guide
This is a guide made for adolescents rather than for adults who want teenage pussy, those guys can go somewhere else. Here are the do’s and don’ts to be prepared for sex as a clumsy adolescent with other awkward adolescents…
This Beetle Goes to the Proctologist
It was Andrea’s birthday so I took her to a restaurant on the water dam’s quay at Sebastian—since it is the closest thing to an ocean. The tropical breakfast amid the freezing air enlightened our tongues—shrimps and octopus’s tentacles…
The Gooed, the Fat, and the Slutty
At the University you are sitting in your classroom, thinking about the tormenting meaning of life—especially because you are scrolling down on your phone in search of a decent sex doll on Shein…