This Beetle Goes to the Proctologist
It was Andrea’s birthday so I took her to a restaurant on the water dam’s quay at Sebastian—since it is the closest thing to an ocean. The tropical breakfast amid the freezing air enlightened our tongues—shrimps and octopus’s tentacles…
This Beetle Is Getting Married
My fiancée, Andrea—soon Andrea de Santos—and I visited a bunch of wedding salon open houses. The first place was “The Penetrorium” and I think that all these places have pretentious names in Latin to impress idiots…